bed hair

The hair that you have when you wake up, often jumbled.

Oh my gosh that bed hair Jennifer had when she woke up was so cute!

by BedHairIsSOCute August 29, 2011

bed

my favourite place

mum: get out of bed
me: no

by wins May 3, 2011

Bed Bomb

A large turd released during sex

Kiersten : Hey Jake there is nothing under these covers besides my hot naked body!
Jake : O Wow!
Kiersten : Well aren't you gonna ravish my body and fill it up with cum?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Pew what's that smell?
Jake : Smells like shit!
Kiersten : God Damn't Jake I throw myself at you and you release a Bed Bomb!
Jake : Who cares just ignore it come on baby spread that pussy!
Kiersten : Fuck No I will not make love in poop get out of here!
Jake : Fine hope you enjoy my shit!
Kiersten : Take your Bed Bomb with you!
Jake : You Bitch you got shit on my new jeans!
Kiersten : Ha Ha

by SlopNChop December 11, 2017

bed rotting

The gen z term for staying in bed for days on end, binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge

Hey man, where have you been these days? Sorry, brother , I’ve been bed rotting!

by Chriso! June 2, 2023

make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Bed Slamming

To fuck inconsiderably hard, resulting in torn vaginas, chafed penises, and bloody sheets.

Rob and Tammy kept me up all night bed slamming in the guest room.

by aksival December 2, 2007

bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

freak

by kerbearker January 21, 2011