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sexual beanbag

real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.

sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.
"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."
by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005
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beanbag

1. Figuratively meaning light, easy, care-free play. Derived from pillow-fight-like play with beanbags. Mostly used to indicate the opposite. i.e. "ain't beanbag" means rough, cut-throat play - especially in competition. This is used by a more mature audience.

2. Uncommonly used term for testicles and scrotum. It doesn't take a genius or urban dictionary to figure out that connection.
1. "Politics ain't beanbag. Candidates will fight dirty and mudsling just to get an edge on the next guy."

2. "My beanbag is turning blue. Please give me sweet relief, baby."
by Mr. Jud May 8, 2008
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Beanbagger

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".
"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.
by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009
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Beanbag

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.
by BenKerr October 17, 2003
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Beanbagging

The act of having sex with a Beanbag, or Beanie Babies.
Most common in frustrated teenaged males. May result in friction burns to the penis and very crusty furniture.
I sat on the beanbag and it went crunch. I found out the he had been beanbagging.
by deviantsub1234 September 9, 2011
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Beatbagging

Beating off into a bag. Preferably an Albertson's, Rite Aid or Walgreens.
Sometimes you can't find a towel, and beatbagging is your only anternative
by fj January 3, 2002
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Beanbagged

So off your face your limbs have the limpness of a beanbagged.
"Hey, John?"
"Mate, it's not worth trying; he's beanbagged."
by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015
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