bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.

Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

Beardstrum

Beardstrum is a word commonly used to describe a beard which is overgrown.

God that guy has an awful beardstrum.

by Fabio4evA March 19, 2012

beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.

This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.

by Breather December 14, 2008

beagster

A term for Beagle that is sometimes used when referring to the Beagle's wacky antics.

"You goofy beagster! Don't chase the bubbles around!"

by Denri March 20, 2008

beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

Beerster

(1) A modern take on a traditional holiday celebration where instead of children hunting for hidden Easter eggs, adults hunt for hidden beers.

There are several versions of this growing tradition, which is known to be practiced in Nashville, TN, Chicago, IL and Buffalo, NY. (Apr 2013)

Don't forget to bring a 6-pack to contribute to Beerster. The beer-bottle hunt is tonight.

by Scipio82 April 1, 2013