Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

Jackin' the Beanstalk

When one inserts both testicles into a woman's vagina whilst vigorously jackin' off on her abdomen, hence the name.

Just like Jack and HIS beanstalk, last night I carefully planted my two seeds and was Jackin' the beanstalk all over Mary.

by Very Wise Man February 27, 2011

bearstack

Obviously, its a stack of fucking bears, dumbass.

Oh look, a bearstack.

by SpeedyKitten June 19, 2015

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

beanshack

1. a shack full of mexicans, usually illegal
2. where all the mexicans hang out
3.where the beaners roll

I saw a beantank outside the beanshack.

How to clear a beanshack-
stand on the roof and yell 'Immigration!!'

by fredalicious February 1, 2007

beancock

A tall male who enjoys wrestling, philly cheesesteaks, basketball, and talks in a very loud voice that would make one think he is yelling.

That guy is so loud, he's yelling like a beancock.

by cheeseburrito March 15, 2013

Beanlock

This is what u must call any Mexican who is also Jewish which is very unlikely but none the less, there are two people in the entire galaxy who can not be called this term “beanlock” which is us a certain white short swole man and a certain tall lanky fuck

Person1: that’s a beanlock if I’ve ever seen one!
Person2: what’s that a Jewish Mexican?
Person1: certainly

by Kakinuiki December 23, 2018