Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.

Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.

by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

beanburglar

A white guy/girl who really has a thing for the latinas/latinos.

You're crashing the salsa club -again-? Beanburglar alert.

by ark54 January 15, 2009

sexual beanbag

real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.

sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.

"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."

by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005

beanbag

1. Figuratively meaning light, easy, care-free play. Derived from pillow-fight-like play with beanbags. Mostly used to indicate the opposite. i.e. "ain't beanbag" means rough, cut-throat play - especially in competition. This is used by a more mature audience.

2. Uncommonly used term for testicles and scrotum. It doesn't take a genius or urban dictionary to figure out that connection.

1. "Politics ain't beanbag. Candidates will fight dirty and mudsling just to get an edge on the next guy."

2. "My beanbag is turning blue. Please give me sweet relief, baby."

by Mr. Jud May 8, 2008

Beanbagger

Liberal protesters, often anti-war, anti-Bush, anti-capitalism, etc. They often get the police involved due to destructive behavior, and the police sometimes use a gun that shoots beanbags, as a crowd control weapon.

The term is a fitting rebuttal to liberals who call conservative protesters "teabaggers" for attending anti-big government "tea parties".

"Did you see those beanbaggers at the G20 Summit? What a bunch of animals".

"Conservatives are peaceful "teabaggers" but liberal beanbaggers behave like animals.

by Killroy2010 October 15, 2009

Beanbag

Testicles

When you done playing with my choad move on up to my beanbag.

by BenKerr October 17, 2003