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Bean bag

Verb.
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage

Noun.

Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean
The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.

Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.
by DPJO May 5, 2020
mugGet the Bean bagmug.

Bean Bag

The act of inserting your testicles into someone's asshole.
by D-Unit March 1, 2005
mugGet the Bean Bagmug.

bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you
Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know
by plutoloco4 December 20, 2008
mugGet the bean baggedmug.

Bean Bag

A douchebag who happens to be Mexican/ a beaner.
That wannabe cholo is such a fucking bean bag.
by Ahoohoo January 9, 2015
mugGet the Bean Bagmug.

Bean-bagging

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007
mugGet the Bean-baggingmug.

bean-bag

Can mean the person is being given a hard time.

Can mean someone has been rejected.

Can mean someone is ignoring someone.

Can infer position of power
I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag.

I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag.

I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment.

Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.
by hs101 September 8, 2011
mugGet the bean-bagmug.

Bean Bag

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse
*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"
by penis-vagina August 27, 2005
mugGet the Bean Bagmug.

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