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bunkassbamer

An Extremly shity sack of bud. If you get this you should beat the hell out of your dealer take the bud and his money from them and cock slap them to ensure ultimate shame to them.
Guy 1 "Man this is some bunkassbamer!"
Guy 2 "No its not this is hydro. Cant you see the red hairs?"
Guy 1 "Thats paper!" "Come here!" "You have offically been Cock Slaped." "Im takin your weed and you money bitch!"
by Doctor Wood September 8, 2008
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bunk monkey

A girl who visits a dorm room and provides oral pleasures on the top bunk.
Mark, when is that bunk monkey, Katy, coming back to b3? Did she suck your penis?
by superpooper69 March 5, 2009
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Party Bunk

When both the top and bottom of a bunk bed are occupied by sexual activity.
Due to a scheduling error, Chris and Brennan had girlfriends over on the same night. Instead of seeking privacy, they both just decided to party bunk it.
by Rag Man April 19, 2011
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bunker jumping

A threesome with two land whales, where you avoid getting trapped in the bunker (middle) & jump out before dying from asphyxiation.
Man, I almost died last night... Drunk I was, bunker jumping two gordas when the flubber sucked me in; breathless I narrowly escaped!
by Nisshin Maru April 12, 2017
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Bunk Tuesday

The day immediately before welfare day when your bank acccount is bone dry and your cupboards are bare. Essentially the worst day of the month. In the Canadian province of British Columbia welfare day normally falls on the last Wednesday day of the month hence the term "welfare Wednesday".
I wanted to take my mother out to lunch but we had to scrounge for food in a dumpster behind Robin's Donuts because it was Bunk Tuesday.
by XmasMOURN July 7, 2008
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brunka

When you take a shit and wank at the same time =)
I was up all night just brunka bro, felt soo good-
by huehueh April 4, 2016
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spunk bunker

A private setting with the specific purpose of discreet masturbation. Often, well stocked with lotion, tissues, and high speed internet.
man 1: Where is Jeremy?
man 2: I haven't seen him all day but his car is still here. He's probably holed up in his spunk bunker.
man 1: ew
by Slavasonic June 22, 2011
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