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suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.
1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011
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Dumb Blonde

Essentially blonde with the addition of "dumb" for clarification.
by Addiy March 28, 2003
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Blonde Dyke

The thing that Kanye West would give anything for.
"Heard they do anything for a klondike. Well I do anything for a blonde dyke."
by doowopbadapadoobop February 5, 2009
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Pink Church of Blonde Things

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
by azn_ninja April 9, 2009
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bronde

Brunette whose personality, behavior or intelligence come across as blonde-like.
The teenage daughter on Modern Family is an example of a bronde. She has brown hair, but seems like an airhead.
by boratfan1 January 28, 2011
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Bonded By Blood

1) The first album by the almighty 80`s thrash metal band Exodus.
2) A popular song by the aforementioned band.
3) A somewhat underground thrash metal band from california inspired musically by the aforementioned band.
1) I was listening to Bonded by Blood last night, it`s a classic album
2) If you like Exodus, Listen to the song Bonded by Blood
3) I just saw Bonded by Blood last night, they were really good.
by tdkuta1008 March 2, 2011
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Tall Blonde VSCO Girl

A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl Is a VSCO girl who has assumed a leadership position in a VSCO Gang. A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will usually have a boyfriend for about 2 days at a time. After the breakup a Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will post an eye picture on her VSCO account.
Man that Tall Blonde VSCO Girl tried to hit on me!
by VSCODestroyer September 24, 2019
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