Bauer-Bauer Combo

In hockey when a player is a total bender and his helmet is of the Bauer brand attached with the ugly stock Bauer cage. most players, at least cool ones, get the Bauer helmet with a dope CCM or Itech cage, not the ugly grey Bauer one that makes u look like a total fag. So when you see a player that is a complete scrub and is wearing this combination, make sure you complement him on his nice Bauer-Bauer Combo.

"Hey Dave, nice Bauer-Bauer Combo faggot"

by JoeyDangles69 October 15, 2009

Bauer Outage

When you raw dog the poop shoot without permission after strangling her with her own hair.

The Dodgers chances for back to back World Series championship have decreased due to a Bauer Outage

by ATLienator June 30, 2021

bauer'd

To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.

Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?

by BigCow March 24, 2004

bauer memes

Bauer memes is the best meme page on insta you can never go wrong with all the dark and light humour they post all day!!

Girl: Are you following bauer memes on Instagram @bauer.memes?
The boy who likes her: No im not man I feel like such a queer for not following him...

by MICHELINMAN April 13, 2019

Bauer Hour

The hour in which Jack Bauer graces the Fox Network in the form of 24.

Dude, 10 minutes to Bauer Hour!

by Nina's dead May 9, 2006

bauer hour

Another name for the hit show 24. It is called this because of the show's main character, Jack Bauer, who is a counter terrorist agent sometimes for CTU (unless he's busy going dark, faking his death, etc.).

Bauer Hour is from 9 pm to 10 pm on mondays.

by danny_boy June 1, 2006

Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010