bafoonalito

An idiot that continuously lingers around and has the endless life of a cockroach. They are notorious for burning bridges and speaking in an exaggerated tone.

Don't bring George around anymore because that bafoonalito embarrasses himself and me every time he opens his mouth.

by Credit 4 Life August 14, 2014

Baoon

Blowing air out of nose.

Used during texting to show the person that what they sent made you closed-mouth laugh while air came out of your nose.

“Hahahaha I baoon’d”

by Mkat February 11, 2019

fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

Badoonga

A bad friend who leaves you to hang out with a boy when you already had plans

I cant believe you ditched me you stupid badoonga!

by Aetherlovesminecraft October 8, 2021

Convo-bation

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.

Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.

by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005