Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

by RedneckND October 17, 2009

toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.

I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath

by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007

bathed in legitimacy

something immensely opulent and amazing.

yo, how was the solid gold hot tub at Raf's mcmansion last night?
dude it was bathed in legitimacy. We got vodka coke martini's after.

by superking2 December 15, 2016

Cuck Bath

When the liberal sissy takes a bath after his wife got inseminated by a Mandingo.

Ant: Where is that guy Bill, why is he so late.
Dec: He is probably having a cuck bath since his wife gets rammed by Tyron.
Ant: What a cuck this degenerate is.
Dec: We should never hang out with his low T cuck ever again.
Ant:MAGA bro

by Roy Liotta December 24, 2018

basthrohmnse

Toki Wartooth's way of spelling bathroom.

"Maybe he has to go to the b-a-s-t-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e (basthrohmnse)."
-Toki Wartooth

by hallwaykun April 23, 2008

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

by Spectactic August 23, 2010

michael in the bathroom

tragic.

"I cry every night while listening to Michael in the bathroom."

by Georgesaladbar January 29, 2018