To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
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Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
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People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe
People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe
by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021
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Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
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