bastardising

When a person or animal excreets.

"In a chav's household you may even catch sight of a mangy cat bastardising under the dining room table!"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

Reverse Bastardisation

To perform an act specifically to iritate a person(s).

That was classic reverse bastardisation.

by Albert Smoota May 13, 2005

backwater-bastardism

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

by Talsier September 8, 2010

Bastardisation

Well, Bastardisation is a rterm given to the process of becomeing a bastard, or being a bastard, or even the term used to describe someone who has encountered the acts of a bastard.

That guy has just been through one hell of a bastardisation.

by Fish May 24, 2004

Bastardise

To Utterely and Irreversably fuck it up in the way only a child born out of wedlock could ever do.

I was having an intimate moment with the maid when Bob the Bastard entered with my wife and totally bastardised my night.

by ///Lee July 2, 2008

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.

It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?

by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004