sons of bastards

A group of human males that can be identified with a common set of circumstances such as the experiences of been abandoned, abused, betrayed by the fathers or simply never had a father or a responsible father.

Dude1: “ … how about the kind of bastards that left the children to be raised by their women alone, ditching all responsibilities to the family and obsessed with gambling all fortunes away with the endless futile stupidest business ambitions; then when they see the sons may have a better shot to succeed, they just have to do everything in their bastard nature to ruin every chances their shit lucked sons may have …”

Dude2: “ … I don’t know.. never had a father anyway, that bastard left us for dead since …”

Dude1: “ … yah we’re all sons of bastards dude …”

by sonobasta February 12, 2010

Humanitarian Bastards

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.

The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.

by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017

bastardise

To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.

Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?

I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.

Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?

Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

litigious bastards

See SCO.

The Litigious Bastards are now claiming that OSS violates the constitution.

by Jesiah February 15, 2004

Bastards

Usually known as children born before the parents are married; Sometimes used to name the many sperm cells after a good fuck; The people that kill Kenny, which includes his friends, death, god (please remember this is South Park), and even himself; anyone who acts far beyond the range of a regular jackass, asshole, or overall ass who gets on your nerves alot, and I do mean ALOT.

-Those Bastards in online games keep stealing all my stuff.
-GET THOSE BASTARDS
-Damn, The bed is covered in bastards.

by Boltstrike December 5, 2007

thieving gypsy bastards

Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.

"Thieving gypsy bastards!"

by Mr Ben February 9, 2005

Creamy Bastards

Multiple pints of Guinness

I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!

by sirArfur September 25, 2010