baser

by Lenny from the Lot April 01, 2003
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2k baser/junesir

A person that sits down and plays the game nba2k. The person does not get bored or tired of the game and has a very high tolerance for its shit.
Your classified as a baser once you play over 500 my career games/1000 park games or Jordan rev games or have achieved the over of 95 and higher
2k baser/junesir- Bro you are a 2k baser stop sweating to hard
by Nmnbnb June 25, 2019
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Full baser

In baseball when the bases are loaded and the batter hits a home run.
Quailey, did you see that full baser? I used to pitch 98 mph but now am a Catholic priest.
by Swm008 June 19, 2017
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Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener
Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year
by Stone fleshman April 05, 2020
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mini-baser

a little kid that acts like a fukin retarted crackhead!
gawd my friends kid is such a mini-baser. she put her finger in the electrical outlet............idiot
by ivyisdashit April 06, 2007
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Speed baser

Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.
Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!
by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 12, 2009
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Baser

Oh boy, Dionni’s such a baser!
by ieatazs August 28, 2022
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