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barnacle back

The state of a persons back; when they do not wash their back during a shower, the accumulation of dirt and dry skin which literally looks like barnacles.
"Look at that chick in the tube top,she has a barnacle back!"
by bopshug April 10, 2013
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Barnabas Woon

Some may say call him banana Woon,
Some may call him baboon,
But he will always be our Barnabas Woon.
by Dr_Pakawat January 18, 2018
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Barnyard Rumble

when a woman with an abnormally fat ass squats down on a man's face and proceeds to violently shakes her ass with extreme force causing it to rumble, bruising may occur; if the female decides to defecate on the male, then it is referred to as a 'barnyard rumble suprise'.
"I just started to fall asleep but before i knew it, maria had hopped on my face and barnyard rumbled me so hard my nose turned purple."

doctor: it doesnt look so good, your son isnt going to make it

mother: no! what happened!?

doctor: he recieved massive trauma to the face and forehead region.... he was... barnyard rumbled...
by dilf king May 24, 2011
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Barnacle Boy

The words you can say to mean "Fuck Boy" or "Fuck Boi" when you can't swear. In the television series, "SpongeBob SquarePants," the word 'baracle' is used as a curse word, giving it its place in the phrase "Barnacle Boy" as an alternative to "Fuck Boy/boi".
Me: Oh my god; I just spotted the fuckiest fuck boy.
Random Person: *gasp* Don't say that -- he's a Barnacle Boy!
by BootyHole December 26, 2014
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Itchy Barnacles

Enflamed and enraged hemorrhoids that are itching worse than a case of chicken pox. Rendering the person in a miserable, squirming state longing for relief from a medicated pad or salve.
Carl's job as a trucker often rendered him on the long hauls with a case of itchy barnacles. He frequently had to make stops along the way for a little rectal ointment to smooth the fire.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
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Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.
I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.
by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011
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The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star
"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"
by smobowser October 5, 2019
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