Barnacle

A queer or a fag

Man 1: Dude, your a fucking cunt!
Man 2: Fuck you, you fucking barnacle!

by Jeff39 April 7, 2017

barnacling

When someone has a very strange attachment to you and will not leave you alone.

I keep getting notes from this girl, she has been barnacling me. Literally will not leave me alone!

by baaarbie December 18, 2018

Barnacles

This word is used to describe an std that you do not know about. Such as if you see a very promiscuous women.

Dude 1: Damn shes hot.
Dude 2: Yah i wouldn't go near her though i here shes got the barnacles.

by Zebragum69 July 26, 2010

Barnacle

A clingy person, this could be a friend, a girlfriend, boyfriend... they cling onto you and demand attention all the time as a barnacle clings to the bow of a ship.

Ew Tracey is such a barnacle, can we like, scrape her off...?

by wuhmanwonder March 13, 2018

Barnacle

A spot of jizz on skin that dries and becomes crusty, just like a barnacle on a boat

I blew my load all over jenny's forehead, and now she has a barnacle on there

by hickdave19 November 3, 2009

Barnacle

The barnacle is a sexual manouver where the male spurts his love juice over a woman's bare chest. The woman must let the goo dry forming the 'barnacles'.

The woman then dresses and spends the day proud in the knowledge that someone loves her enough to barnacle her.

"Why is Jill so happy?"
"Her husband gave her a barnacle this morning"
"Lucky bitch."

by Ramp-man November 5, 2009

Barnacle

a reference to something that is attached to you for mutual reasons. Commonly used to replace the word penis.

Dylan has an incredibly huge barnacle and is totally awesome too!

by The Cyan Dart March 4, 2009