Argy-bargy

A fight between two losers in the Gulag followed by "how the fu*k did he kill me"

-"time for a little argy-bargy"

-"how the fu*k did he kill me"

by Takosdeperro August 2, 2020

Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.

-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon

by anice_dude July 26, 2019

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007

Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX

Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!

by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007

bargy

A word made up by two fucks named Frank and Nick. This word has no meaning at all yet every meaning in existence. It can take on the form of a verb, noun, or adjective. If you are offended or annoyed by this word you probably still live in your mom's basement and jack off to Hentai porn, fuck you ya bargy!

Dick: "Did you see any bargy over there?"
Queen Elizabeth: "What is bargy, m8?"

Dick: "Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much..."
Queen Elizabeth: "I don't know what is bargy..."

by bargy June 6, 2019

barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

by Davey June 5, 2004

barney style

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.

You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.

by Laz8 September 30, 2007