birdsley

kid how sits next to me in class

the kid next to me is birdsley

by twichelegs November 27, 2011

Bardsleyism

When a person or persons tries to give some form of information, only to mispronouce or say the wrong words, making them look like a royal moose. Can also be the word used to describe a general random comment of which is unique to the individual.

A. You shouldn't lick your knife, it's rude
B. That's a spoon...
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Omg; that's a Bardsleyism...
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A.Hey, get...stop...erm...o fuk it.
B. Dude, wtf r u tryin to say??
A. er... i dunno
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A. Where r u nw?
B. Grave!
A. Where????!!!
B. er...cemetery.
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A. Oi! Dats nt yrs!!
B. Yes it is...
A. is it? o sorry...
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A. Whers my...
B. Hair extentions? Phone? Passport? Dental records?
A. Shoes...

by Bruza2001 August 3, 2006

Barnsley

In the UK. South Yorkshire to be precise.
Full of inbreds who used to work down t'pit.
Reckons rolls are called teacakes and seems to have an unhealthy obsession with their home town.
They have big gates of Barnsley which are supposedly designed to welcome travellers home. I think it is more likely to keep everybody else out.

Barnsley is a LOT like Royston Vasey from The League of Gentlemen.

tha guein darn t'pit?

by Jonny-bl0w June 21, 2005

Beardsley

apathy towards a depressing, unfortunate, and pathetic circumstances or situations.

"Damn your girlfriend dumped you and your mom forced you out of the house"
"It's whatever. like, its beardsley"

"that blows"
"beardsley dude"

by Inthecuts September 15, 2009

Barnsley

Full of people with silly accents. Favourite pastimes include mining down't pit and combining words to form random sentences that no normal person understands.

Strong in't arm, thick in't head.

Ey up, in't, down't... (And other stuff that I never really understood unlike these ones here!)

by Phillip December 6, 2004

Barnsley

Female who drinks and smokes heavily, usually to the severe detriment to her health.

No wonder she's broke, she's a right barnsley!

by Martin-Smith November 8, 2006

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 12, 2004