Would you care for a refrershing Barley Pop?
by grizz0844 September 30, 2006
Get the barley pop mug.A level of status. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, performance-wise, or even theoretically incapable. All versions have to do with describing the level of being an idiot and fuck up.
1. Physical. (Ow! I just had a Bartley moment, I fucked up my thumb by smashing it with a hammer.)
2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)
3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
2. Mentally. (That man is having a Bartley kind of day. He just keeps messing up the simplest of things and can’t get anything right.)
3. Performance-wise. (Hey do you see how slow that guy is working? I could work circles around him!)
by Bartleyisanidiot December 5, 2022
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the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.
Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.
by asfegf February 16, 2008
Get the charles barkley mug.n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.
Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.
Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.
Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
by norfolkboy September 12, 2006
Get the barley fever mug.Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.
On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn
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by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006
Get the Barley Soup Abortion mug.When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.
by Kegger88 August 19, 2009
Get the Barley Dip mug.To have spent a large sum of money the night before, whilst drunk, without having any recollection of doing so.
Often used after looking into one's wallet after a big night out.
From 'Barclays Bank'
Often used after looking into one's wallet after a big night out.
From 'Barclays Bank'
by Eol November 23, 2007
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