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Barclay McGain

A choad that grows only in the presence of other choads in a vain attempt to be the biggest choad in the room. Derived from Barclays bank
I thaught he was just a choad but when they all got together for a circle jerk it turns out he was the Barclay McGain, the biggest choad of them all!
Barclay McGain by Strayanmale January 12, 2020
Barclay is an amazing person. All the girls are after him for his good looks. He is tall, dark and handsome. He will treat you like a queen!
Wow he's perfect. I think he's gotta be a Barclay
Barclay by Monkey1 February 20, 2015

Barleyed 

Drinking an excessive amount of Robinson's "Fruit and Barley" juice and inducing an almost drunken state.
"No way! I'm far too barleyed"

"wanna get barleyed tonight?"
Barleyed by VitaminB May 11, 2010

barclay's bank 

cockney rhyming slang for wank (masturbate)
i'm gonna have a barclay's
barclay's bank by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barclays 

cockney rhyming slang
Barclays Bank - Wank
-"mate, i just had the best barclays of my life"
-"safe"
Barclays by Robbie Boot April 29, 2008

Bartleyed 

a verb, meaning the complete and utter destruction of any kind of joke, or the like.
This is a type of illness
The act Bartley-ing is when you take a joke by the back of the neck and drive its face into the concrete, also known as, killing a good joke, ruining a joke.
Persons with the disease have reported such symptoms as, loss of sleep, slipping grades, and loss of friends
Yesterday, Jimmy Bartleyed 3 jokes, which resulted in his shunning by his funny friends
Bartleyed by Brooks Funke April 24, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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