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Bantastic

A combination of the words fantastic and banter. To be used for the times the banter on its own is not enough, and fantastic just doesn't make the grade in expressing your past, present or future excitement over a situation or thing.
"I reckon tonight's gonna be bantastic"
"That poker game was bantastic"
"James got some bantastic abuse as regards to his massive shovel hands"
"I thought it was bantastic, but roomey just couldn't hack the manter"
by chezzabakes April 25, 2009
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banjostring

1. The elastic band of tissue connecting the foreskin of the penis to the underside of the glans; the fraenulum praeputii penis.

2. The string of a banjo, often plucked or strummed in order to produce twangy music as most regularly associated with the Hillbilly or Billy Connolly.
Not quite so hard, Sarah; you'll snap my banjostring!
by Tama Boyle January 29, 2007
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Bartosz

A traditional male polish man with a rather large penis who gets pussy on daily.
Bartosz has a big dick
by Big polski d May 26, 2018
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Bartoss

Tossing someone off in a bar. This usually involves polish people and a lot of body odour.
*in polish* hey...did you enjoy your bartoss last night

Yeah but she smelt like a fat guy.
by Itschloe May 29, 2018
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banooski

banooski is a group of potatoes that descends from darthooskis. The banooski population has decreased significantly over the past years because of over consumption.
A: Why is #savethebanooskis trending on twitter?

B: Because the banooski nation is going extinct!

A: Oh man for real?

B: Yeah, here sign this petition asap
by banooski4life July 4, 2021
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Bintos

bintos (plural : bint)

bintos (derogatory term for a female whos gagging for it)

1) collection of bintos
2) a mint.
Georgie Kerry was a complete bintos at that party, no-one even liked her.
by TKR et Zakii June 18, 2009
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Bants

Abbreviation of banter.
A term used to justify hilarious yet completely inappropriate and unacceptably abusive behaviour between friends, usually males.
Typically used by British people, specifically the upper classes and teenagers.
Boy 1: ...he was completely out of it by midnight!
Boy 2: Oh, did you make sure he got home safely?
Boy 1: No, we stripped him naked, drew a massive dick on his back, shaved his pubes and left him in a cardboard box outside the police station, smiling and whistling the national anthem to himself.
Boy 2: Bants!!

Eton headmaster: You were representing our school on that debating trip chaps. We expected you to reflect its prestigious reputation as one of the most elite institutions in the country. Instead you trashed the hotel room, defaced the opposing school's minibus and were caught staggering around town in stolen tuxedos and party hats at 2am carrying a sheep. How on earth can you justify this?
Lad: It was mere bants sir.
Headmaster: Bants... as in banter? Very well then lads, off you go.
by LivingLifeMyWay March 11, 2012
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