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Whatever bangs your noggin

Is used in a situation where someone does something that they know is had but they do it anyway
Steve: “I’m gonna pop this pimple”
Marco: “ew that makes it worse”
Steve: “idc I’m doing it anyway”
Marco: “whatever bangs your noggin
by MohammedSense June 18, 2020
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Fringe [bangs]

a. what we americans call bangs. its a hairstyle

b. to be completely stressed to the point of having a break down.
a. wow she most certainly cut her hair because the last time i checked she didnt have a fringe bangs.

b. he was so angry with the world that many said he lived on the fringe.
by Shebbba October 9, 2008
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Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"
by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009
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Panda Bangs

Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.
Wow, Abbey has mad Panda bangs, she must be invincible!
by Calixtus March 25, 2011
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Panda Bangs

Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.
Wow, Abbey has crazy Panda Bangs, she must be invincible
by Callixtus March 27, 2011
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Bama Bangs

A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High."
Did y'all watch "Two-A-Days" last night? Man, Ross was rockin' the Bama Bangs!

I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
by bamabunny May 29, 2007
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Bama Bangs

A popular hair style among males in the southeast United States. It is characterized by long, thick bangs that completely cover the forehead. It is thought by many to have originated in the state of Alabama.
John Boy done got his Bama Bangs stuck in the threshing machine.
by ActuaryDawg October 18, 2006
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