bandwidth rape 

Used to describe an attack on a web site. Many web sites are hosted under contracts where the site owner is billed for the amount of data to and from the web site(bandwidth).

The attack works by downloading/uploading as much data as possible from a particular web site leaving the site owner with a large bill. Bandwidth rape done correctly is not noticed until the bill comes.

Last months bill is 90% bandwidth rape.

bandwidth rape by Paul E. Ester May 23, 2008

bandwidth hog 

your bitchass roomate who downloads porn at all times.

bandwidth hog by Anonymous October 2, 2003

bandwidth fool 

1) Someone who uses a Peer-to-Peer downloading tool and constantly seeds information 24/7- not knowing he is wasting his upload speed.

2) cherokee

Not Nikko:
Man i seeded Dungeon Siege for 300 gigs

Nikko:
Your a BANDWIDTH FOOL.

bandwidth fool by godsp33d September 12, 2009

Bandwidth Hog 

Someone in a Internet forum that insists on posting huge avatars or pictures in their signature.

Did you see that? That bandwidth hog posted the entire declaration of independance in his Sig pic on our forums!

Bandwidth Hog by Mike Marksmen April 30, 2008

Bandwidth Pikey

Not to be confused with Wi-Fi Gypsies

A person who travels around in a caravan or more likely white transit van looking for free or unprotected Wi-Fi points, wherever people stupid enough not to have a firewall may go. Unlike Wi-Fi Gypsies, if you cross their palm with bandwidth, they will steal your bandwidth, your collection of porn and CD keys and most probably your paypal account details.

Another key difference between Bandwidth Pikeys and Wi-Fi Gypsies is that Wi-Fi gypsies can trace their origins to travelling laptop users frequenting Romanian porn sites. In contrast, Bandwidth Pikeys have no history and if traced are often found to have a criminal reccord.

Bandwidth Pikeys use cracked versions of both Windows Vista and Windows ME, it is thought that the shitness of these operating systems may be linked to the Bandwidth Pikeys bad temperament. Hardcore Bandwidth Pikeys may be seen running other operating systems, this is usually an indication that they have not only stolen Wi-Fi, but also a laptop to access it with.

A Bandwidth Pikey was recently spotted in the Wetherspoons closest the train station in Milton Keynes, where he ordered a pint of Fosters, unfortunately spoons were out of fosters and he was forced to make do with a pint of Carling which really isn’t the same thing.
To vent his frustration, said Bandwidth Pikey downloaded cracks for Photoshop v3, Dreamweaver, Hackingtosh and most horrifically... hello kitty island adventure. He also forcefully gained access to 12 Gmail accounts (which are now on his spam distribution list) and 3 eBay accounts. “Merry Christmas you’ve just bought me a macbook pro running OSX snow leopard”

Bandwidth Pikey by Djlc January 3, 2010

Bandwidth Booty Call 

When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.

Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?

Bandwidth Booty Call by Violet_River September 29, 2011

bandwidth nazi 

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.

1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?

bandwidth nazi by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007