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Balooning

Putting piss shit and puke into a balloon, sealing it and then sniffing it afterwards
I'm not doing your drugs man, I'm going home and balooning instead
by Mr Awesomecat January 29, 2009
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batoning

A basic skill set of primitive bushcraft, batoning is the act of splitting a larger piece of wood with an edged weapon (usually a fixed blade knife such as a bowie) by hammering the knife through with another piece of wood in the manner of a hammer or mallet.
As the sun was setting, the temperature was plummeting. The group had to start a fire quickly. Jane, the group's leader, had already begun to chop down large branches with an axe. She began batoning the large logs into smaller, manageable branches and twigs with her bowie hunting knife.
by EC_1974 September 22, 2014
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Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...
by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015
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Baroning

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
by ElBarón June 2, 2019
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Balconingalong

The act of numerous Italians gathering on their balconies to join together in unified sing alongs during the Coronavirus lockdown.
"The world watched as the Italian people joined in singing balconingalongs to entertain one another during the Covid-19 pandemic".
by Imbrockstone March 27, 2020
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Bransoning

When you poop into someone else's butt and they poop it back into your butt but hold it so that the poop is touching both of your butts at the same time.
Last night that girl and I did so much bransoning that I had to throw away my sheets.
by Chrisisab00bdotcom August 25, 2021
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Batoning

When you're out hard using your knife but I'm at home hard using your wife.
I was out batoning my benchmade griptillain and apparently my buddy was railing my ex-fiance
by Jeezuradick March 9, 2022
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