male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Ballsass

n. The area between ones (usually male, occasionally transvestite's) testicles and anus (or, of course, balls and ass). The region is often covered with hard to shave hair, and may or may not contain a thin vertical stitching/lining of skin.
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Also may refer to someone who is exceptionally "hokee" (pronounced hoe-key) or blatantly full-of-themself.
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Works as a curse word in cases of realized clumsiness or stupidity.
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-Also the alias of an exceptional Halo 2/Halo 3 player. (The name was eventually rejected from Xbox Live and the user forced to create a new one as part of Xbox Live policy.)

When he sat on a knife, doctors had to give him 8 stitches, right up the ballsass.

"Check out the balls on THAT ballsass!" -(in reference to a hokee individual.... acting hokee)

by V Ma January 6, 2009

ballerness

Used to describe a male with extremely large balls and figuratively to refer to one who is highly attractive and a complete rockstar at work.

Ballerness is typically identified by receipt of packages, gifts, compliments and suggestions for reproduction on a regular basis.

Joel Ching-Ran Wong is the definition of ballerness.

His ballerness is what gets him a constant stream of gifts and compliments.

by lardee December 19, 2011

Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.

I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

A balless mike

A man who is whipped by a fat ass bi-polar bitch and doesn't have the balls to stand up to 'it'. A man who was obviously absent the day they handed out balls. A man who does everything in his power to obey his mammoth of a woman, but will never again be reunited with his balls she keeps in a jar.

Damn, it look like that balless mike can't go to the game again, he has to sand his wife's feet.

Don't be a ballness mike, tell the bitch you can't keep filling the fridge just to have her consume the contents as soon as you leave the room.

He rode his bike to work in the snow again so his fat ass woman could keep the car for her Mcdonalds run what a balless mike he is.

by Sass sha J May 25, 2010

BallsLess

A Pussy Or Just A Faggot That Ain't Got THE BALLS To Say The Same Things That He Says At Your Back.

George Is BallsLess, He's Always Talking At My Back.

by JT (JayTee) December 8, 2007

ballerness

To exude a certain level of hood class. Also do be so fly it looks like your a real Baller.

The homies rims have a ballerness about them.

by Hexplosive February 2, 2007