Homo-ballistic

The male version of a dramatic hissy fit / being a huge girlie bender about stupid shite

Fuck me Matt's going homo-ballistic about his hair

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

Ballistics Tracker

A terrible attachment is the ROBLOX game Phantom Forces. Basically tracks the enemy's head for a clear head-shot.

John: Oh shit i just got the BFG 50

Tom: donlt put the Ballistics Tracker on it, or you'll go to hell!

by SomeDudeOnAWebsite August 12, 2018

Kentucky Ballistic

Sexual act. When a vagina starts to bleed and you stick your thumb in the hole. Especially when you're slapping cheeks in the other hole.

Last night I was slapping rounds in Kaleys ass and she started her period so I Kentucky Ballistic it until I finish cumming.

by Demodonutak May 21, 2021

baldisexual

Baldisexual is a romantic or sexual attraction to Baldi from Baldi's Basics in education and learning or BBIEAL for short

I'm so attracted to Baldi I thin I'm baldisexual

by XXRulerXX June 13, 2018

Ballistic

to be extremely and uncontrollable furious

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Baldism

A system, not religion, that believes balds are all powerful human beings. The only way to become bald is to commend yourself to the balds. They are a very friendly group of people yet have one enemy, The Beards.

Bald Enthusiast: Hail Baldism!
Bald Enforcer: Glory to Baldism!

by GoodDefinitions April 7, 2017

Ballistic Bitch

when your friend gets all hyped up about nothing and startd yelling at you

joe:You killed me! you said you wouldnt!

me: what a Ballistic Bitch

by zeta_prime November 15, 2021