bald

Short for battle, including WoW.
Wanna bald?
by jubjub449 July 09, 2010
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bald

An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.
Ew, look at michael , he's bald.
by Error394 February 15, 2008
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bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head
Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.
by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 04, 2022
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Balde

A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd
by Rick Monias April 10, 2003
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bald

exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head
some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"
by ICevil January 10, 2005
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Balde

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.
"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."
by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003
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Bald

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by Chris from da bay August 19, 2008
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