by Ccmiz12 June 12, 2016
Get the bawdy cleft mug.guy 1: oh fucken el cunt u see that jew baldy over there
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga
guy 2: fuck me that's a Macca the lil fucken scum slut
guy 1: yea he has no skin
macca: oi nigga
by YA DOG MATE March 17, 2019
Get the Jew Baldy mug.Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"
Not to be mixed with bandy candy
Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007
Get the bandy drinking mug.Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.
Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.
Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death
1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!
...20mins later...
(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
2: You're on!
...20mins later...
(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!
by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007
Get the bandy candy mug.Someone who takes a laptop and a large capacity hard drive full of adult movies out with him as he travels the country. His special skills include rain dancing and horology which enable him to access his hard drive.
by KampGramp April 13, 2009
Get the Forfar Baldy mug.Jealous boyfriends at clubs who take everything the wrong way especially when AmazingPhil is staring at his girlfriends really awesome tattoo
Baldy McGee: are you makin' eyes on my girl?
AmazingPhil: No! N-no I was just looking at her fox!
Baldy McGee: you callin my girl an ox?!
AmazingPhil: No! N-no I was just looking at her fox!
Baldy McGee: you callin my girl an ox?!
by Heyohellooooo July 24, 2015
Get the baldy mcgee mug.adj (bAhh-Dayn-Kuh-Dayn-Kuh) one step up from dank, a descriptive word for something incredibly dankish.
1. "hey there stephanie that ass full of weed is so bahdnkek."
2. Obama's inagural speech made my physics teacher cry bahnkek tears of joy.
2. Obama's inagural speech made my physics teacher cry bahnkek tears of joy.
by xX_deviantartpornmaster_Xx August 8, 2016
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