Bagel

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
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-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016

bageled

A level of intensity of "high"-ness. Bageled is when you are halfway to toasted. Usually occurs after 3-4 hits.

I'm feelin pretty bageled after that last bowl.

by J, Loon December 2, 2010

bagel

bagel (n) Holy food of the Jews.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

Bageling

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

by bagel wizard December 31, 2012

bagel

A really old doughnut

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.

by Homer Simpson December 27, 2004

Bagel

A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.

“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”

by Little Blacky June 14, 2018

Bagels

Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.

Kim and Kanye are bagels.

by Tog 0 five September 14, 2016