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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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badmin is used towards someone who's adminstration is up his arse, all over the place

Bad Admin
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Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .
See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
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Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?
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When someone rage quits and ends a game before all players are finished.
Joe and I were playing warzone when are buddy Adam, Barmichaeled us before we could finish.
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badicle

the act of being totally awesome,
a mix of bad meaning good from the 90's, and radicle meaning good also
Man those sardines were badicle!
by LAURENthesardinethrower April 9, 2008
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badicool

A combination of the terms "bad" (jive-meaning: good), "cool," and "radical."
"Oingo Boingo's playing a Dead Man's Party on New Years at the Sports Arena. That's gonna be badicool!"
by BAD ASS! May 2, 2009
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