baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010

Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.

I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.

by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008

baby shower

bukake on a baby

hey lets go baby shower that kid.

by theabomb November 4, 2008

baby shower

see bukkake

“You should’ve come to Lisa’s baby shower. Everybody came.”

by i'mprobablynsfw December 8, 2019

Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

by POTUS Official January 28, 2022

Baby Shower

A sexual maneuver. This can only be achieved when fornicating with a single mom. If during coital rythms the child happens to enter the room unexpectedly one would quickly cease intercourse to ejaculate firmly on said child.

baby shower.

So I was bangin' Lucy the other night, you know the milf...so her kid walks in, asks for a glass of milk...I filled for him.

Baby shower high five!

by Rick Tickets October 25, 2009

Baby shower

When you pull out and cum on her head

"omg girl, so jack and i were fucking and he was about to get off inside me. Instead, he pulled out and shot his wad in my hair!"

"Eeew so he gave you a baby shower?!"

by Danger Usscurves May 26, 2016