Avalon's are possibly the cutest girls out there, if you meet one don't let her leave you. They're so happy and fun loving, yet quiet around people they don't know. Most Avalon's will come up with a million inside jokes with you, and commitments, once they're close to you they'll never want to leave you. Almost each Avalon is secretly depressed so please do not hurt them as they are fragile. Never let them go, you'll regret it...
Person 1: man, I regret calling Avalon all those rude things... She was the best person I knew.
Person 2: too bad, you'll never find another girl like her...
Person 2: too bad, you'll never find another girl like her...
by ConfusedLittleGirl March 29, 2015
Get the Avalon mug.A customer who thinks that all websites should adopt Amazon's sales tactics, such as free 2-day shipping on anything they buy. (Alludes to Amazon brainwashing people into thinking that all websites should offer what they offer).
This Amazombie gave my online store a bad rating because he thinks he shouldn't have to pay for shipping!
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The greatest machine to ever come out of an automobile plant. It can easily act as a mobster mobile, soccer mom bus, Grandpa's ride or other various applications.
Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."
While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
Often times, other companies will design and produce a new car, roll it off the line and simply say "Nope, it's no Avalon, trash it."
While many other cars only last 100,000 miles, the Avalon isn't even broken in at that point. Owners tend to die before an Avalon does.
by Hey Pocky Way April 6, 2009
Get the Toyota Avalon mug.1)an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.
i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.
by fatfeet June 25, 2008
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Dammit, i got amazonesia again! I know i have to make sure i receive something at the office today that is important but i cant remember what the heck it is!
by tommybayshore December 30, 2014
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Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."
by CobraCrusher October 6, 2019
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