audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

called an audible

1. Accidentally passing gas out loud in front of people.
2. When a dog passes gas out loud.

My dog Elwood was having a dream, and all of the sudden, he called an audible. Boy it stunk.
Or...
I was at a party the other night, and I called an audible right in front of a bunch of hot chicks. How embarrassing.

by ritzyrules April 18, 2009

audible

Farting out loud, usually when intending otherwise and wearing headphones.

Via instant message: FUCK! I just called an audible here in the office.

by jack October 7, 2003

audible lock fail

when someone walks in on your bathroom stall in the middle of your audible pee stream because they were only paying attention to the position of the door lock and not the sounds indicating whether there might actually be someone in the stall.

oh, sorry, you didn't lock the door.

dude, audible lock fail! are you f**ing deaf? i'm peeing balls in here!

by tommypjr February 22, 2011

audible cancer

Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear

Jackass: *choose on his mic*

everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018

audibless

the absence of tone or inflection especially when in writing or text. Loss of feeling through written language.

Be sure to read back your reply text message because it is audibless and could be interpreted differently what you mean.

by drocknroll May 28, 2018

Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020