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pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"
by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013
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attourney

Refers to a legal eagle who specializes in sports-related court-proceedings.
A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
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Attorney

A legislator-in-training who hopes to grow up to be a real politician some day. See job security.
Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.
by Downstrike September 13, 2004
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Attorney General

An Attorney General is when a doctor is giving you a prostate exam and he stimulates it to the point of pleasure and release. It's an acronym for Anal G-spot
I went to the doctor yesterday and had a visit with the Attorney General.
by Dr. Feelgooder October 30, 2013
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Attorney

Someone who encourages another person (usually, a friend) to pursue illegal, socially unacceptable, and/or dangerous activities. The encouraged activity will usually result in damage or suffering to the encouraged party, eliciting good times and hilarity for the attorney and other spectators.

This use originated in the Hunter Thompson book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which was later adapted into a film by Terry Gilliam.
As your attorney, I advise you to blow off work and get ripped with me.

As your attorney, I advise you to smoke 10 bowls in a row and then ride your bike down this steep hill.
by dodmedium March 22, 2012
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attorney

A person that never creates wealth. An attorney waits for some other entity to do something, make something,or have something so that they may attempt to pry some of that wealth away from the entity which actually did domething useful.

Often confused with a duece.

Typical habitat is a golf course.
Jim: I just got a letter from an attorney; we are being sued.

John: Why?

Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.

John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
by skimahorn February 20, 2008
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attorney

by Rick January 23, 2004
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