An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
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A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.
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Most legilators either have been, or eventually become attorneys, who practice the very law that legislators write, leading to a horrific conflict of interest between the two professions, by which government of the people is by the attorneys, for the attorneys.
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by Dr. Feelgooder October 30, 2013
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This use originated in the Hunter Thompson book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which was later adapted into a film by Terry Gilliam.
This use originated in the Hunter Thompson book "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" which was later adapted into a film by Terry Gilliam.
As your attorney, I advise you to blow off work and get ripped with me.
As your attorney, I advise you to smoke 10 bowls in a row and then ride your bike down this steep hill.
As your attorney, I advise you to smoke 10 bowls in a row and then ride your bike down this steep hill.
by dodmedium March 22, 2012
Get the Attorney mug.A person that never creates wealth. An attorney waits for some other entity to do something, make something,or have something so that they may attempt to pry some of that wealth away from the entity which actually did domething useful.
Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Often confused with a duece.
Typical habitat is a golf course.
Jim: I just got a letter from an attorney; we are being sued.
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
John: Why?
Jim: According to the letter from this attorney, his client wrecked her car last week in front of our business because she was so surprised by all of the cars in our employee parking lot.
John: (Sarcastically) Well there you go, I told you should not employ so many people!
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