attractive in a cheap sort of a way

a useful expression. this describes a whore who you would probably bang, if it wasn't for the 623453 STDs she had and the fact that she was blown out like the Grand Canyon. she looks hot, but you can tell she's a skank.

Jenny walked into the bar with a tight tank top and short skirt and with a guy on each arm. She looked attractive in a cheap sort of a way.

by Heinz000 May 30, 2006

croco-attackhelisexualian

A makeshift satirical gender, only existing to parody other genders.

"Mom, Dad... I'm croco-attackhelisexualian."
"A what?"
"A CROCO-ATTACKHELISEXUALIAN!"
"The fuck is that? Are you gay? I always thought you were a little faggot."
"No, it's a makeshift satirical gender according to urban dictionary - so I thought I'd become it."
"How could we raise such a faggot?"

by Vodka Enthusiast October 25, 2020

objectively attractive

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot

1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

by inflator1 October 8, 2009

that's attractive

a sarcastic saying used when something unattractive is captured on camera or seen by another person

*Boy sees a girl picking her nose so he hits his friend beside him and says:
"Look at that girl!"
His friend replies with "That's attractive."

by skm_128 June 7, 2010

attractive

A phenomenon where chemicals and pheromones are released via the human body and the human animal instincts of reproduction and the desire of ownership take precedence. Largely in-part based on the societal definition of "beautiful", as most humans would either have largely varying attractors or none at all. Most often regarded as sensory overload, as the desire is often overwhelming to the human intellect and rationale.

"So yeah, my father died last week and although it hurts I ju...."
<pause>
"DAMN. Did you see that girl? Man, she was attractive. Did you see that ass? Wow."
<pause>
"What was I saying again?"

by asdfjsdfoiasd June 27, 2009

objectively attractive

A phrase used by a spouse or significant other who is incapable of admitting they find another person truly handsome, beautiful, or sexually attractive.

Well, I guess that guy over there is objectively attractive but I don't find him interesting.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson October 3, 2009

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale is used to rate females on how attractive they are. A "1" would be someone similar to a wrinkley old grandma (unless you're into that kind of stuff). I have yet to see a "10" as they are so rare.

Home boii 1: Yo' man my girl is a solid 10 (on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)
Home boii 2: Damn! How much did you pay her to stay with your sorry ass?
Home boii 1: Bruh

by I'm Kiki August 31, 2016