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assumpta

A beautiful caring person who will always put others before herself. She is that girl that every body wants to be friends with and makes everyone's day.
beautiful awesome assumpta love friends besties pretty perfect
by 😜😜😜 February 10, 2014
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Ansumana

Tall light or dark skin hot, sexy, handsome. super funny love to make jokes on people. very athletic, like to party, like to suck on his lips a lot. can be arrogant sometimes, like to flirt with girls but can be really loyalty to one girl!!

he is good in bed, have a big man hood!! He is often confused or misunderstood. Ansumana can be your best friend or worst enemy.
Ansumana
by Ms B2k December 17, 2011
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Assamassadopholus

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe
Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!
by Layles February 24, 2009
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Assume

assume = to make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
by nina October 21, 2003
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Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.
"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"
by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011
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ASSUME (ass u me)

Assume and you think you know what somebody wants or needs, you’ll be wrong
When you ASSUME (ass u me) you make a ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’
by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
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assumption song

There was a old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their...marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a...pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her...ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to...bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling...refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable...home in the country, with a big fence out front, If he asked her politly she'd show him her...little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his....candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her...cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

If you think this is dirty you can go F*** yourself. :)
The assumption song is the funniest thing i've seen on youtube.
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