Asstrix

The 1960s French comic that you DIDN'T hear about.

'Asstrix' is the story of a Gaulish pornstar that shagged her way through every Roman Legion that Rome sent her way.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 19, 2009

asstray

Anything that lets you sit (chair, couch, etc.) is called asstray after you get up from it. Because the seat becomes hot after you sit on it for a long period. It is a blend of ass and ashtray (ashtray is hot as people drop the ashes of cigarettes into an ashtray).

(In a bus...)
Young man: Come ma'am. You can have my seat.
Old lady: No, thanks. I do not want my bum to get roasted by the asstray.

by Le Mao September 21, 2012

Asstralia

Sqirrels in Australia??? wtf? uhh i think sqirrels are only found in America!

"Look at that stupid mizzle guy...hahaha he thinks we have squirrels in Australia."

by spanx December 3, 2004

Asstrand

To leave only 2 or 3 sheets of toilet paper on the role, so that the next person who sits down and starts to poop only to find that there is not enough TP to take care of business. This leaves the person and his/her ass stranded trying to figure out how to get to the hall closet for more TP with a nasty butt. We all know somebody that asstrands constantly.

My dear wife asstranded me again this morning. Since no one was home I had to walk my stinky butt out to the closet with my britches down around my ankles.
The worst asstranding I have ever been through, was at my new girlfriend's parents house. I was asstranded for more than 5 minutes trying to find something to wipe my butt with. Pretty embarrassing!

Asstrand, Asstrands, Asstranded, Asstrander, Asstranding.

by Plow horse January 3, 2020

asstract

adj. like abstract, only not.

I think maybe these paintings are supposed to be like, abstract art-like or something.

No it's asstract, see? it was made by an asstist.
maybe even an assmaster!

oh. it look very asstractive.

by inyourface-interface April 9, 2009

asstray

While knocking the dust off from behind right before u finish light a cigarette ash on her back put it out on her her anus so it squeezes your dick when you cum

ouch ouch are u done! asstray

by brodidilly April 16, 2008

Asstrash

One who does something just to be an asshole regardless of humor and acts like it's no big deal. They expect you not to care, but you do.

Rick: You shit on my desk! What the fuck mad disrespect man.
Steve: Yeah, I thought it would be cool.
Rick: Asstrash!

by Tom Bergeron October 21, 2009