asstisim

The cross between autism and aspburgers syndrome resulting in a horrific combination of the biggest asshole you have ever met who fucking knows it all and can see the future. They are bipolar laughing while they grossly insult you and then expect you to thank them for the advice they have graciously gave you while kissing their feet.

Did you put on the sun block? Yes honey I did. Are you sure you put on the sunblock?? Yes honey . What spf did you use? 30 honey. Are you sure it was 30 and not 15? Yes honey it was 30. Are you positive?? Yes honey I’m sure. Three hours later I told you you would be fucking sunburned? Well no shit I was in the sun you so have asstisim !!!!

by Amari lunterhausen July 1, 2018

Ashtism

Ashtyn Kaehler

Ashtyn Kaehler has Ashtism

by Franklyn Jane September 10, 2022

Ashtism

Has all the symptoms of autism but doesn’t have autism #Ashtyn

It can be difficult living with Ashtism

by Franklyn Jane September 10, 2022

austism

Emma Harrodine, autism is a substitute word for Emma Harrodine.

“have you met austism yet?” “do you mean emma?” “yes”

by Sissyyyyyyyyy January 15, 2023

AssTime

To moon someone over Skype, FaceTime, or Zoom.

Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?

Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023

Austism

The mental dysfunction of the average Austin, TX resident, mainly caused by Californian transplants infecting the locals.

John voted for Biden because of his Austism.

by stryker5200 May 11, 2024

asstimate

An extremely rough project time or cost estimate based more on gut feeling, vague experience, or sheer improvisation than on data, analysis, or concrete planning. The term is a blend of “ass” (colloquially: pulled from one’s ass) and “estimate.”

"So how long will it take to finish this feature?"
"Honestly, that's just an asstimate right now — somewhere between 2 days and 3 weeks."

"The budget is based on an asstimate. "

by Racje July 23, 2025