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shitty ass shit

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.
"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."
by P.V. treat 928 March 19, 2010
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Sweet Ass Shit

Something that is so cool that the word cool cannot describe it. The single most badass thing on the face of the planet. Also known as SAS.
Brown Polo Day is Sweet Ass Shit. Or...BPD is SAS!
by Mr. Senor Jose Sanchez August 23, 2006
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whack-ass shit

The act or state of being generally unacceptable or undesireable.
damn that burrito was some whack-ass shit
by Mr. Saturn May 13, 2004
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Asshit

Combination / play on words of the terms "as shit," as in "that was funny as shit," and "ass shit," as in "that was some funny ass shit"

Used as the ultimate adjective (when viewed in adjective form).

(something described asshit is much more than simply as shit)
Phil Mccrevis: Man did you see that To Catch a Predator that I was on?

Chris hansen: Yeah dude that was funny asshit.
by LurryDauve May 6, 2010
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Old ass shit

It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!
Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
by Lo-rettie W September 12, 2009
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bull ass shit

when saying "that's some bullshit" just isn't intense enough for how you're feeling.

referring not only to shit from a bull, but the bulls ass as well.
"The Steelers won on the LAST fuckin play..thats some bull ass shit."
by bigbody bob December 22, 2009
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Burp Ass Shit

When a person is hit by an object, or some sort of a collision takes place, and the event is followed by an obscene burp from the victim. The burp is impossibly loud and remarkably intruding. A "burp ass shit" event can take place even when the victim begins to burp obnoxiously before the actual collision takes place.

Although the origin of the phrase comes from this event, popular usage has demeaned it for more contemporary use, resulting in "burp ass shit" recognition for every day, run of the mill, belches. Truly a travesty.
You and your friend are walking down the hall of some municipal building, past a cluster of vending machines, and hear a ridiculous smack, presumably in the event of a collision between the vending machines and a person. The result is an obscenely loud burp ass shit, unexplainable and awesome.
by syntheno October 7, 2009
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