assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005

assmush

The yellowy brown residue you get at the base of your penis after having anal sex

"After bummin his hairdresser Lee had to wash the assmush off his balls before returning home"

by Travel Stacker January 12, 2008

assmonk

a nickname of unknown origin. Commonly has no significant meaning.

Word up Assmonk? or Smoke this Assmonk!

by fdsfwew May 30, 2008

assmaker

one who makes an ass out of themselves. -n.h

you are being such an assmaker

by mattalianna April 8, 2017

Sexual his-assment

When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.

"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"

by Maureen Thayer February 6, 2009

assmol

A rodent like creature belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae (hamster, rat, mouse, mole) that is often inserted into a flaming homosexual's anus using a stainless steel pipe and cigarette lighter. This technique is also known as "the Combrink".

Marc is staying home tonight to play with his assmol.

by Roadrage August 27, 2009

assmonkey

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

by Minor Ramblings September 22, 2005