assholation

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.

Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.

by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

assholitis

A disease, possibly terminal resulting from being a complete asshole.

His girlfriend dumped him because he has a bad case of assholitis. It might be terminal.

by Jeanine Albert October 12, 2007

assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.

You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.

by houstoncougar September 30, 2009

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

assholebitch

an asshole who is so past the point of douchedom that the word bitch must be added to form a compound word

jerry is such a douche,what an asshole wait no,assholeBITCH

by khaleasuperfunky February 7, 2010

assholic

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.

That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003

assholelistic

ass hole like...like an ass hole.nasty additude.bad disposition.

dude is so assholelistic today.dude is acting like such an asshole today.

by andy puckett March 10, 2008