Assdiction 

When you get addicted to other people’s asses.

“Yo look at that thicc ass”
“Bro I swear u have an assdiction”

Assdiction by hUm3N December 4, 2019

Assdickoff 

When calling someone an ass, dick or jerkoff is just not enough.

The NYC Sanitation department is a bunch of Assdickoffs for the way they handled the snow storm.

Assdickoff by jetsrush December 31, 2010

Assdick 

1. A male that enjoys giving anal specifically homosexual anal

"Jerry is an ass dick, and Ben takes Jerrys assdick every Tuesday"

Assdick by DESTINYBITCH November 30, 2016

Assdicker 

One who sucks. One who is simultaneously an asshole yet also a dickhead/dickbag.

You’re quite the assdicker man.

Assdicker by Ddh2212 November 23, 2017

Assdick 

Constantly being flooded by photos of ass and dick that an individual contemplates building a wall/collage out of his collections of unsolicited nudes.

Hey, thanks for your contribution of your nudes, it’s going to be part of my wall of assdick.”

Assdick by Jvega87 June 20, 2019

Assdickmatism 

When the sex was so good that you can't see right anymore.

You're going to have to drive today. After my date last night, I got that assdickmatism.

Assdickmatism by BiHexual October 27, 2020

assdick 

Acronym standing for:
A - Always
S - Silently
S - Shut
D - Doors
I - In
C - Case of
K - Kleptomaniacs

ASSDICK can be used as an easy and effective method to prevent your house and/or property from being burglarized, or broken in to.

Damn, that burglar almost stole my shit, good thing i used ASSDICK to stop him.

assdick by baba ghonnorea January 12, 2021