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assturbate

1. to clean the inside of your ass, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your ass, like masturbating, but with anal sex
3. to touch the inside of someone else's ass
1. "dude, assturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there."
2. "you shouldn't assturbate, it maks the inside of your ass all itchy!"
3. "she groaned loudly as I assturbated her"
by baruchuh November 2, 2006
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Adsturbate

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.
John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.
by JoeyPita May 30, 2017
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double assturbation

See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.
Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.
by actionman777 April 2, 2010
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assturbating

Its where the male figure fingers his butt hole in an erotic manner until spooky white juice erects from his peepee hole.
Leland was exquisitely assturbating while watching brittney spears's new music video!
by b to the r a d March 6, 2009
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Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.
Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.
by Afjordi July 2, 2012
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Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.
Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.
by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016
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Assterbater

Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
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