asstote

Slang version for calculus term that is the equivalent of an asymptote. Also a bag to cover your ass and make it easier to carry around.

Everyone please graph the asymptote. haha, you mean asstote?

Dude my asstote smells like shit.

by Goodtypes September 13, 2012

Assbortion

When you have a large,hard peice of poop stuck in your butthole and you have to use a clothes hanger to pry it out. Common in people who hold in their shit for more than 15 days.

Dude I was sitting on the toilet for 3 hours last night trying to take a shit. Then I called my mom to come give me an assbortion.

by Tyroneinyoass666 November 16, 2014

assboondocks

Shitty part of town that smells like fuckin poop

We're out here in the assboondocks bro it smells like shit!

by Turdpope July 21, 2017

assboy

a boy who goes by the name of corey , can somwtimes be called an assboy , thta gets fucked up the ass for ten dollas a pop

daling the # -beep beep
his mom answers-hello ?
me-oh hi coreys mother , may i please speak to your son ?
his mom-of coures sweeetie
corey answers- SUP ASSBOY ?!

Kendall-hey harley , did you see that kid whoop out his junk and take a piss on that buiilding and leave ?!

harley- hell ya , what a fuckn assboy

by carpetbangingfol, December 2, 2009

Assbowl

ass·bowl n. non-vulgar version of asshole suitable for on air broadcasting

Yeah Alanis, you sound like a real assbowl.

by LeisureSuitLink May 19, 2004

assboobies

When your cleavage is so abundant, that your breasts form what looks like ass cheeks.

Erica has some excellent assboobies in that shirt today.

by Vermal May 9, 2008

Assbonging

Like a beer bong, but in the ass.

He died assbonging an entire six can of beer.

by Hamstown April 22, 2017