Assburgers is a fictitious disease which usually affects delusional script kiddies on a global scale. Assburger candidates have usually committed cyber related crimes and upon being arrested claim assburgers as an escape mechanism. This escape mechanism usually fails.
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why were you running up that pipe in the middle of the map assnagger!?
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A mental condition that causes the afflicted to be exhibit VARYING degrees of socially awkward characteristics and extremely specific obsessions, being more common in men, but not unheard of in women.
Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).
Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.
Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).
Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.
His eccentric appearance and clothing, along with his long-winded story about the problems he was having with his girlfriend indicated to me that he might have a mild case of Aspberger's Syndrome.
She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.
She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.
by mostlyharmless0042 April 13, 2009
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What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
What a small child calls himself when he has just been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrom.
An amusing mispronunciation of Asperger's syndrom.
(The doctor has just explained Asperger's syndrom to a young boy. While walking int he hallway he sees anotehr little boy who won't make eye contact with anyone and seems to be staring out into space.)
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
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Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
Boy : That's one of them Assburger kids, isn't it?
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Girl : I know my brother has Asperger's syndrom, but he is such an Assburger sometimes.
by carebear12345 September 19, 2009
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