assicles

the icy cling-on stuff that hangs off the panties of a long-haired dog in snowy cold weather

whoah, look at the assicle buildup on that collie!

by stoney February 5, 2004

assclerk

A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.

Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.

Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.

Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.

Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye

by Dick Suckemson September 12, 2010

dumb assicle

A term that is the opposite of smarticle assicle. It means you are a dumb ass.
(Please see "smarticle assicle")

At least he is not a dumb assicle

by Smarticle Sarah August 1, 2008

Assicles

When your ass is so cold it feels as though there is an icicle up it..

Also used to describe a lousy situation.

Man that movie sucked assicles

by Loyal-X August 7, 2010

Assacre

What happened when a bathroom is especially messed up after a bowel movement. Normally used to describe the condition the bathroom was left in by a third-party.

The feces dripping from the ceiling was proof positive that someone had an assacre in the bathroom.

by reggiebags February 20, 2018

assaclapititus

Inflammation of the vagina/ass area from consistent abuse of regular “putting out” to men who never really value your worth because in the end, you’re just a slut.

Michael’s mother is always waddling around due to her assaclapititus. Seems like every week Michael calls another man DAD.

by JamoMuhFknJ November 21, 2020

Assicle

when someone eats your ass unexpectedly but you liked it.

Ayo Brad gave me an assicle on saturday 😌

by savuren January 20, 2021