fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 26, 2006

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 16, 2011

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.

Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018

To have fun and say in a sentence and to make your friends laugh

by Maxmilewicz November 15, 2019

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016