metric assload

much more than an assload, used when people dont want to swear and say a shitload.

I've got a metric assload of work to do, so buzz off.

by maxzilla October 28, 2003

english assload

Equal to a standard assload - compare with "metric assload".

"Man, I've got an assload of work to do."
"Metric or english?"
"English. It's just two classes."

by ZorbaTHut November 3, 2003

assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 14, 2009

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 24, 2010

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004

assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013