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Asphyxiate the poultry

Choking the chicken, a.k.a. mastuerbating, beating your meat like it owes you money.
There's a girl in class that's so hot that I have to take a bathroom break and asphyxiate the poultry just so I can stop staring at her and pay attention in class.
by Christobon August 8, 2014
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Testicular Asphyxiation

Suffocating someone to the point of death by means of your own nutsack.
God dammit Brian I’m gonna kill you by testicular asphyxiation. You’re gonna be breathing my nutsack in like a damn grocery bag over your head.
by aphillyp June 21, 2021
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autoerotic asphyxia

asphyxia caused by intentionally strangling oneself (or holding there breath) while masturbating in order to intensify the orgasm through reduced oxygen flow to the brain. (can become lightheaded and feel of faint.
my girl was choking my chicken and she thought i was in autoerotic asphyxia and i nearly passed out
by David!!!??? March 21, 2008
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Asphyxiation

as·phyx·i·ate
to cause to die or lose consciousness by impairing normal breathing, as by gas or other noxious agents; choke; suffocate; smother.
noun
the condition of being deprived of oxygen (as by having breathing stopped); "asphyxiation is sometimes used as a form of torture"
killing by depriving of oxygen(sufficating)
that girl was asphyxiated when i chocked her! she underwent asphyxiation
by *^%& November 12, 2007
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Lollererotic Asphyxiation

When someone lols so hard they get aroused. They might lol so hard they die from lollererotic asphyxiation
It is important to have a spotting partner when participating in lollererotic asphyxiation
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gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.
by chichioneputt April 7, 2011
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auto-erotic asphixiation

The act of choking oneself or hanging oneself during the act of masterbation to accentuate orgasm.
the dumbass inxs singer "Michael Hutchence" died by hanging himself in the shower performing auto-erotic asphixiation with a belt.
by blue falcon 666 February 11, 2009
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